killself:

my teacher makes students sing to the class if their phone beeps

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the common sense guide to surviving the zombie apocalypse: 

gyzym:

So, in the wake of reading this terrifying shit, Postcard and I started chatting, as you do, about the zombie apocalypse. Here are some things Postcard and I enjoy: zombie media, common sense, and YELLING ABOUT STUFF. Thus, for your reading pleasure, please enjoy our simple twenty-step guide to NOT DYING in the unlikely event that a zombie apocalypse ravages humanity:

1. IN THE EVENT OF AN ACTUAL APOCALYPTIC SITUATION, ASSUME THAT THE FOLLOWING THINGS ARE GOING TO STOP WORKING: running water (this includes toilets); anything that relies on electricity (this includes gas pumps); anything that relies on natural gas lines (this includes gas stoves/central heat); basically, anything that relies on there being a factory of some variety at the other end of thing you want to make do stuff. THAT’S ALL GONNA BREAK. THIS INCLUDES THE INTERNET. Thus, the most important thing to do in the event of a zombie apocalypse is: 
2. RESEARCH. For as long as you possess the internet, do everything you can to learn as much as possible. Research edible/medicinal plants (or seriously, go into a bookstore and loot your shit a guidebook, they’re not large, they sell little tiny ones, you can put it in your pocket, WHY DOES EVERYONE IN EVERY ZOMBIE MOVIE NOT DO THIS). Research, from available information, how the zombies work/which of their senses are functional—for example, if they operate largely by smell, you want to work on smelling not alive. If they operate largely by sight, DON’T LIGHT FIRES AT NIGHT. And speaking of fires…

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Zombie apocalypse coming soon 

ihopericksantorum:

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport
http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare

5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester http://www.mysuburbanlife.com/westchester/newsnow/x639948018/Police-Man-bites-woman-in-Westchester

5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off
http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Man-Bites-Cousins-Nose-Off-153100125.html

5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/24/2815003/second-broward-school-reports.html

5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/25: ‘Disoriented’ passenger subdued on flight in Miami http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/25/passenger-restrained-on-flight-to-miami-arrested/

5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html

5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-doctor-spits-blood-troopers-face-dui-arrest/story?id=16436402

All in same week and same state…. may God be with you Florida.

I’ve seen at least two zombie movies that said that zombies hate Canada soooo…

rcmclachlan:

SALEM, NH (FOX 25 / MyFoxBoston.com) Marvel Comics is showing a young New Hampshire boy that superheroes are as unique as they are strong.

Anthony Smith cannot hear out of his right ear and suffers from hearing loss in his other ear. The 4-year-old from Salem wears a hearing aid, but he woke up one day and decided he wouldn’t put it on. 

Anthony told his mother that superheroes don’t wear hearing aids. His mother decided to look to Marvel Comics for some assistance. She e-mailed the comic empire known for its popular superheroes like Spider-man and the Avengers, looking for examples of superheroes who suffer from hearing loss.

Marvel responded with the image of a superhero known as Hawkeye, a superhero who lost 80-percent of his hearing and wears hearing aids.

Marvel didn’t stop there. They later sent Anthony a drawing of a new superhero, “Blue Ear.” The character is named after Anthony’s hearing aid, which he and his mother have always called blue ear.

(via wondergirled)

blnandrsn:

what　

(via fyeahlilbitoeverything)

Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has had sex. 

hoboingaround:

artninja-mcrockviking:

Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.

And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.

Goofy……has had sex.
Goofy…..has known a woman biblically….

Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.

These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.

#he had one hot son though

(via hellalara)

feeltheasterbro:

lens-missing-butt:

pirorin:

wake-n-bakemattycakes:

YUM

My jaw literally fell open.

Someone take me to Wal-Mart. Now.

weekend plan with julie

someday i will make one…

(Source: waker-of-the-winds)

korralations:

Is it odd that I think that Bryan is one of us?

We should all sit together on my couch and ship together and do this dance and troll people and be adorkable together.

Okay? Fandom party’s a go. I’ll bring popcorn and invite Janet Varney, someone get Sifu Kisu to invite the cast and crew!

IF ONLY, THOUGH.

(Source: agentdaedalus, via hayliissailing)

kat8cha:

tesla-chimaera:

devildoll:

chickletgirl:

chickadee-chick:

Concept art of Hawkeye’s arrows, quiver, and bow by Fabian Lacey.  UNF. 

Also, Hawkeye Ironman Disabler!?!?! Can’t say that SHIELD isn’t always prepared…

Sweet baby Jesus tied up in a bowstring.

Everyone is always prepared for everyone. I bet Tony’s working on the Hulkbuster armor right now…

This is beyond useful. BEYOND USEFUL. 

:D Yse, yes it is.

(via ivysauraus)

gabzilla-z:

brain-food:

Zombie Playground

In Zombie Playground you take on the role of a kid during a zombie apocalypse as seen through his or her imagination.  Your school is overrun by the undead, and it’s up to you and your friends to do whatever it takes to survive!  

Zombie Playground is an online, team based, action arena game with RPG elements and also a third person shooter. The game combines childhood nostalgia with horrific monsters, visceral combat, and a unique atmosphere straight out a child’s nightmares.  We do want to make it very clear: this is not a game for kids!

For more information, check out their official website Zombie Playground and to also help fund the online game check out their Kickstarter. Fingers crossed this game inspires a cartoon. I’d love to watch that. 

this looks really cool

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